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RE: Áíåêäïôï ÷ùñéò ôç Âéóóç


Ðïý ôá âñßóêåéò ñå óõ üëá áõôÜ?¸÷ù êáôïõñçèåß áðï ôá ãÝëéá!!!!!!!!!!!

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Telika auto einai to wraiotero topic tou forum !!! Kapoia stigm na ta steiloume kai sthn Anna na gelasei ki auth !!!!  


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Pethainontas  o antras rwta th suzugo tou :


- Maria , hsoun mia apsogh suzugos gia mena kai perasa polu eutuxismenes meres mazi sou  alla twra pou pethainw , thelw na mathw an me apathses pote .. Pesto mou kai den prokeitai na thumwsw ...


- Afou les etsi , tha sou pw ..


- Pes mou Maria , poses fores me apathses ;


- Xmm , 3 fores...


- Entaksei , mesa se tosa xronia pantreias den einai tipota . Gia pes mou poioi htan ...


- Thumasai prin 20 xronia pou sou xreiazotan ena megalo xrhmatiko poso gia na anoikseis diko sou grafeio ; Kai meta o dieuthunths ths trapezas , ws ek thaumatos , sou edwse ena megalo daneio me para polu mikro epitokio ;


- Agaph mou , wste esu thusiases ton eauto sou gia na anoiksw grafeio ; Ma auto de thewreitai apath , s'auxaristw ! Kai h deuterh fora poia htan ;


- Thumasai prin 15 xronia pou eprepe na kaneis mia polu sovarh egxeirhsh kai de vriskame ton katallhlo xeirourgo ; Meta , mas parousasthke ekeinos o perifhmos kathhghths kai sou ekane thn epemvash kai malista sxedon dwrean ;


- Maria mou , pali thusiases ton eauto sou gia mena ; Ma ti kalh gnaika eisai esu ! S'euxaristw ! Gia pes mou kai gia thn trith fora ...


- Thumasai prin 10 xronia pou htheles na gineis proedros tou sullogou kai sou eleipan ...49 pshfoi ;;;;


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Duo agalmata ston Ethniko Khpo . To ena paristanei ena pallikari kai to allo mia kopela , gumnoi kai oi duo na exoun anoiksei ta xeria tous san na trexoun o enas ston allon . Telika , tous lupatai mia neraida kai tous parousiazetai :


- Xronia  twra eiste s'auto ton khpo , makria o enas apo ton allon , duo panemorfa, nea ma petrwmena swmata me monh suntrofia ta peristeria pou kathontai panw sas . Tha sas zwntanepsw gia 15 lepta outws wste na kanete auto pou potheite na kanete tosa xronia . Elpizw na mh xasete thn eukairia ....


Etsi kai kanei kai dinei psuxh sta duo agalmata . Zwntaneuoun loipon kai o neos antras leei sthn kopela :


- Hrthe telika h wra na to kanoume ki emeis . Mono , grhgora giati den exoume pollh wra . Esu piase loipon ta peristeria ki egw tha xesw panw tous !


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Paei o Kwstikas sthn Amerikh s'ena ksenodoxeio , den uparxei eleuhero dwmatio nuxtiatiko alla ki autos den exei kouragio na psaksei allou . O ksenodoxos tou proteinei na moirastei ena diklino me enan afrikano mou eina ki autos monos . To dexetai o Kwstikas kai anevainei sto dwmatio . Alla o mauros geitonas tou exei ..episkepseis sto diplano krevati ! Kai o Kwstikas se mia stigmh vlepei to **** tou maurou kai aporei poso megalo einai ... Thn epomenh to prwi tou rwta :


- Re file , kati ha sou rwthsw , eida xtes to *** sou kai tromaksa ! Pws mporei na ginei kai to diko mou san to diko sou ;


- A , leei o mauros , tha sou pw th  therapeia pou kanw egw . Kathe mera to vgazw , to vazw panw sto trapezi kai me mia vergitsa to xtupw panw katw elafra .. Kane to ki esu kai na deis meta apo ena diasthma kai to diko sou tha ginei san to diko mou ..


Apoxwroun apo to ksenodoxei o kathenas ston proorismo tou kai meta apo mhnes tuxainei na sunanththoun se ena shopping center . O mauros thumatai ton Kwstika kai tou rwta :


- Ti egine , ekanes th therapeia pou sou eipa ;


- Nai , thn ekana . Kathe mera to xtupousa me mia vergitsa ...


- E loipon ;


- Na , telika katafera kai ekana to xrwma tou idio san tou dikou sou ....alla to megethos den allakse ...




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Molis fugei o antras ths gia taksidi , pairnei h sexy suzugos tou enan enan tous filous ths mesa . Atuxia omws , xanei o antras to aeroplano kai epistrefei spiti . Molis akouei h gunaika to kleidi sthn porta kruvei ton ena  filo ths katw apo to krevati , ton allon mesa sth ntoulapa kai o tritos filos ths , o Kwstikas  , vgainei aron aron apo to parathuro kai kathetai sto pezouli enw h gunaika kleinei to tzami na mhn upopsiastei tipota o antras ths . Erxetai o suzugos , th vriskei sthn krevatokamara , anoigei th ntoulapa na valei mesa to zaketo tou kai vlepei enan antra :


- Poios eisai esu kai ti gureueis edw ;


- Eimai marakgos kai me fwnakse h suzugos sas na koitaksw th vtoulapa pou etrizan ta rafia ths .


- Teleiwses loipon ;


- Nai .


- Posa sou xrwstame ;


Ti na pei twra autos , leei 20 eur . O suzugos tou dinei ta 20 eur kai autos mezeuei ta pragmata tou kai feugei .


Vlepei meta o suzugos 2 podia na eksexoun katw apo to krevati , koitazei : enas antras !


- Ti gureueis esu edw ;


- H kuria sas me fwnakse na koitaksw tis soustes tou krevatiou pou eixan xalasei .


- Teleiwses ;


- Nai kurie ..


- Posa sou xrwstame ;


- 25 eur kurie ...


Tou dinei o suzugos ki autou ta 25 eur kai o deuteros filos feugei amesws .


O Kwstikas pou pisw apo to kleisto parathuro parakolouthei ola auta kai vlepei tous prohgoumenous na plhrwnontai kai na feugoun arxizei na xtupa to tzami fwnazontas :


- Ki egw th g.mhsa , ki egw th g.mhsa !!!!!




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Ðïëõ ãåëéï ôá áíåêäïôá óïõ Óôáñ.

-- Edited by victor at 16:00, 2006-08-12

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TÝëåéá!!!

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LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pws tha thimaste ola ayta ta anekdota ???????

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Áõôï áíáñùôéïìïõí êáé åãù.

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Åãþ ðáéäéÜ ìáèáßíù ôñßá,êáé ÷ñåéÜæïìáé õðíïôéóìü ãéá íá èõìçèþ Ýóôù åíá ôçí åðüìåíç ìÝñá!

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