H Mary paei sth filh ths Susan kai ths afhgeite auta pou ths sunevhsan thn prohgoumenh nuxta me auton pou kalese spiti ths meta apo merika pota pou hpian s'ena mparaki :

- Ti egine loipon otan phgate spiti ;

- O xudaios me apokalese "poutana" !

- Ki esu ti ekanes ;

- Tou eipa na gkremistei apo thn krevatokamara mou mazi me tous allous 8 filous tou !

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To paidi rwta th mama tou apo pou erxontai ta mwra :

- Ta fernoun oi pelargoi psuxh mou ... 

- Kala , kai tous pelargous poios tous g.maei ;;,,

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Mia kuria meshs hlikias kai me megaloutsiko sththos paei sto astunomiko tmhma na kanei munhsh pou ths eklepsan to portofoli ths sto lewforeio .. Th rwta loipon o astunomos :

- Pou to eixate to portofoli sas ;

- Mesa sto soutien mou ..

- E kala , otan o klefths evale to xeri tou mesa sto sththos sas den tou eipate tipota ;

- Ma pou na fantastw oti eixe kakes protheseis ;

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-Ksereis pou vrisketai h Polwnia ;

- Oxi akrivws alla den prepei nanai kai polu makria afou sto grafeio pou ergazomai douleuei ki enas Polwnos kai phgainoerxetai me ta podia sth douleia .

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O Kwstikas pairnei thn arravwniastkia tou kai vgainoun volta me to autokinhto . Thn wra pou allazei taxuthta pianei to podi ths kopelas kata lathos kai kokkinizei apo ntroph .. Meta apo merikous mhnes pantreuontai kai vgainoun gia to mhna tou melitos me t autokinhto . Ftanontas sto ksenodoxeio tous kapou sth Xalkidikh o Kwstikas paie na valei to xeirofreno , pianei to podi ths kopelas kai ginetai pali katakokkinos . "Kala , ti kaneis " tou leei auth , "eimaste pia pantremenoi , mporeis na proxwrhseis akoma pio polu" "Entaksei" leei o Kwstikas kai ..ksekina to autokinhto gia Kavala !

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Rwta h suzugos meta apo merika xronia gamou :

- Kserw oti prin apo mena uphrxan ki alles , poses htan ;

- E , kala twra , ti tha tis kaneis ;

- Thelw na mathw ..

- Loipon , 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, esu , 8, 9, .....

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O klefths ksemonaxiazei mia gria sthn eisodo mias polukatoikias kai arxizei na psaxnei panw ths gia xrhmata . "Den exw panw mou xrhmata" leei h gria  "....alla , an sunexiseis etsi na me psaxneis mporw na sou grapsw mia epitagh ..."

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O mikros Totos , enw h mama tou ton kanei pmanio , ths deixnei tis ..katw xwres tou (!) kai ths rwta : 

- Mama , auta a mikra mpallakia einai to mualo mou ;

- "Oxi akomh " tou apanta h mama "...oxi akomh ..."  

Peliekrinos wrote:

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Peliekrinos

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